Okayyy so heres another chain thieft of a meme/quiz/thing and i wasnt getting anything for my screen name so i used my real name lolz...well next time a journal is posted WARN ME NOT TO DO THE MEME! >.< oh btw i prolly did this wrong and i had no idea what i was doing XD

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Ashley needs to keep wearing stuff like this. The more skin she shows, the better she looks. <WELL OKAY THEN AWKWARD>
Ashley needs help: My intuition tells me that something traumatic happened to Ashley sometime between the time she changed her look...<WTF apparently im very...um...needy in some...um...different ways...>

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Ashley looks like a mermaid, a stripper mermaid...<OK WTF!!!>
ashley looks like she is about to cry <what????i never cry!! ok someone stop me! O_o>
Ashley looks like a cow... <LMFAOOOOOO>

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Ashley says Fuck You to Connor...<arent i just so very polite...if i were u id stop reading this XD>

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: no direct quotes but apparently i want to challenge a ton of ppl in different sporting events and meet hillary duff... okay then...

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Ashley Does Fitness .... days and we all know it’d be a bad idea to send Ashley to the gym in a drunken state—hell, a tipsy state would be a bad idea too! <LOL YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!! XDDDDD>
Ashley does an imitation of Jim Carrey from the movie...

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Ashley Hates Wal Mart <LOL YES YES I DO well for the most part thier stuff breaks alot and is cheap but u can buy alot of it! costco owns wal mart any day tho LOL>
Ashley hates us, no wait she was just kidding - although we couldn't tell...<aheh...*cough* now howd that get out in public heh heh>
Ashley Hates Sandals...<yep wow most of this is acurate...um...except the first bit :S>

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Ashley asks for help reading the card picture...<aparently im dislecsic if thats how u spell it >

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Ashley goes wild!... <okay...> Watch Ashley Goes Wild on Dailymotion Share Your Videos. <LOL>

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: apparently i like ALOT of guys....

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Ashley eats Pokemon with pictures < LMFAO WTF HAHHAA pikachu ur mine!!! XDDDD>
Ashley eats sushi! <wow no way! >
Ashley eats pizza video clips...<hmmm...interesting>
Ashley eats sandwiches<why yes, yes i do every single GOD DAMNED DAY!!!!!!>

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Ashley Wears the Turban <LOLOLOLOLOL OMG>
Ashley wears MEN socks!
Ashley wears overly large parachute pants<LOL OMFG MC HAMMER!!!!! XD>
Ashley wears short-shorts and sweaters too <whoaaaa k no lol>
Ashley wears a jeans hot-pants, a short top and high-heeled boots

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Ashley was arrested for shoplifting and put on probation <lol im a bad girl XD very very bad girl LOL>
Ashley was arrested by the fashion police today at 2pm EST <LMFAOOO>
Ashley was arrested previously for poisoning <wow that figures rly of all things it had to be poisoning...this reminds me of something oh dear lord lest i remember what it is O_o>

OKAY THATS IT if u were stupid enough to read that ....um...i get the pleasure of calling u STOOOOOPID! k im tired night night